sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kgHe has also recited his own poetry to them.
evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE
hasta luego hometown hello college but more like AHH COLLEGE UM UM UM JWIWJDHWISLDJUSKnWjbwjnwjsmowisjm
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
Sometimes all I want in life is for people to remember that Thor comes from a kingdom that has INFINITY MONEY and is the CROWN PRINCE of a really powerful kingdom and Thor considers Midgard under his protection and so like. Tony Stark has a very nice home and a very nice tower but it’s probably nothing compared to the home Thor grew up in.
And then I get this and ahhhh yes good I am happy.
(This is not to say Thor is better or more interesting than the other characters, just that SPACE VIKING CROWN PRINCE WHO IS SERIOUSLY L O A D E D, that’s all.)
…and now I want fic of Thor being all “your money is so petty, and tiny.”
Hawkeye: $283 and a tuna sandwich